TG LIFE's Fem Fatale of Fashion, Vivian Blaine, Responds To Her Latest Letters
Despite the fact that my teachings are often bemoaned, my answers somewhat curt, and
my views on what makes a crossdresser a lady, often pooh –poohed, nothing of that sort phases moi.
‘A little bird’ has even told me that TG LIFE Publisher Brianna Austin was worried about giving me my own email, because the huge amount of hate letters potentially received would clog our server. To this, I say Pish Posh!
My sense of fashion style is above reproach, and I will continue to lecture the clothing challenged amongst you and prosecute those with strained sensibilities. My dedicated readers (although sometimes misled) have found me, and I will continue to purvey my pearls of wisdom to those who wish my deserved advice.
Now (as I clear my throat) let us proceed with this column’s emails I have received.
Dear Vivian,
You are a self-proclaimed, self-absorbed know it all! I have read your columns and you act like you are the crossdressing saint! Give it up! What do you think you are? The self-anointed, voice of the TG world?
Angry in Chicago
Dear Angry,
Yes. Thank you!
Vivian Blaine
Dear Vivian,
You seem to be level headed and I want to ask you a question. I go to church but I keep hearing Christians denounce crossdressing. Help me!
Charlotte
Dear Charlotte,
When Christians, especially those who are evangelical, suggest Jesus rode a dinosaur (see accompanying picture) these days, I would not worry about anything they prosthelytize about crossdressing. As my wife of many years, Mrs. Blaine always says, “A fool is a fool, no if, ands or buts.” And in this case I add the word ‘butts”.
Yours truly,
Pastor Vivian Blaine
Ms. V,
I recently wore fishnets to the mall with a short miniskirt and black bra that could be seen through my sheer blouse. I know you always say to dress accordingly, but I felt extremely sexy in this outfit. Was I wrong?
Jessica, Denver, CO
Jessica,
Oh My GAWD! My dear thing, you are setting us fashionably dressed crossdressers back decades displaying yourself in daylight in that manner! Have you no self-respect, nor worries that you might blind passersby or cause irreversible brain damage to children and small pets? Ladies’ - what’s good for the bar, is not good for the mall!
Vivian Blaine
Oh, my… I’m flabbergasted after that retort. Please check back to find more pearls of my wisdom as soon as I catch my breath. I will be watching all of you at conventions and soirees, so please, control your fashionable thoughts!
With sickeningly sweet TG hugs and kisses…
Vivian Blaine
Mail to a friendCOMMENTS
- On January 03 At 11:22 -gdhoppe- said
I love you. Your great!
- On July 25 At 03:38 -2cute- said
Rock on, Vivian! You tell the TRUTH. Truth isn't always pretty, but we're much better off with it.
- On July 25 At 03:37 -2cute- said
Rock on, Vivian! You tell the TRUTH. Truth isn't always pretty, but we're much better off with it.